Eve Online

Yes it does.

Its a simple word. Just four letters and its not even swearing. We all have our pet hates, how cool is that. The concept that we can nurture and grow a hate just like a wittle doggy is awesome.
I tend to think of hate as a full spectrum thing. If you hate some one, you give them your undivided attention. No distractions or spurious attempts at being nice. No obsequious platitudes, no half hearted attempts to dull or blunt the blade of your hate. You turn the full attention of your being to the utter distruction and obliteration of the person and all they hold dear.



He's of again I hear you cry (yes I can hear you, also I can see you touching your self Grim. Thats
evil.). And in a way your right but as I am about to try and prove, hate is a vaild reaction and can be much fun. If your an utter twat, like me.

So let me discribe the object of my hate to you and the circumstances that led me to hate them.
Imagine if you will the tranquil scene, you are flying through the vastness of space(read my previous post about that). In a crappy ship in a crappy part of the universe. Just an assault ship in 0 space. My reasons were that a nice +4 implant was being sold for about 50% of the jita price, so I thought why not go pick it up and make some iskies? So I plot my route and see that shock horror its 21 jumps out, autopilot+cup'o tea=win. So 5 mins later im reading web sites and half looking at the jumps remaining, when I notice a fucking huge bubble in space. Seriously its gotta be about 100k across! WTF?
Now learning from the mighty Bis about interdictor bubbles, I start to panic. Im thinking, hold on some fuckers gonna gank me here. Well I light up my afterburner and start zooming out of the area when 2, yes 2 stealth bombers uncloak. Now if your an Eve player you know that these little bastards will fuck you up but only if your in a cruiser or above. As it takes them way to long to lock anything smaller. So I now have a choice, run away and possibly get out of the system and survive or get angry and start to hate these fuckers who have spoiled my lovely little space jaunt. I get to 20k and launch drones, as they zoom away I get the first wave of torps bounce of my shield 12-17 damage per hit HOHO fuck you bomber boy! At 7k now doing 1400M3, I turn on my guns, some nice T2 Neutron blasters with caldari navy Plutonium charges loaded. After about 20 seconds the first bomber goes boom and i'm all happy, nice and warm inside knowing that these pitifull fuckheads will soon be on the way to the great clone vat in the sky, when I loose
lock! Panic stations! Shit and fuck whats going on here then? In my haste to wipe the tacklers out I have totaly forgotten to keep an eye out for back up. NOOB! There looking like the fattest grining bastard in the world is a Lachesis, sitting 35k away! Thats the fucker who is jamming me and probably dropped the sphere. Arse what to do? Ok so rember when I said hate is a good thing? This is one of those times, oh indeed it is, in fucking spades. I make my decision. I fight. The drones can kill the last bomber, im going to get up close and fucking angry with captain recon ship. The Ab goes on again and I approach in a series of turns to keep my transversal up even though these bastards tend to use missiles over guns it cant hurt. BOOM! There goes most of my shield 450+ damage at 21k away. Gotta be using rails, ok this
gives me some hope. If I can get close enough I just have to wait for his ECM to cycle and I can use the energy Neutralizer drones to kill his cap and then my guns of doom can do the rest. 10K KERPOW! Thats half my armour and all the shield gone, fucking hell hes got missiles aswell. But this means less high slots for nasty Ewar things. Even though the fucker does have 7, yes 7 mid slots to ruin my day. About this time the hate really starts to kick in. Im in matrix mode now dodging bullets(in my head not really, goons!). I know if I can close to under 5k I have a good chance of ripping out his heart and feeding it to his kids while I laugh and fuck his wife. His rate of fire is slow, bonus. I get to the magical 5k and start to orbit, waiting for his jammer to cycle. While all this has been going on I have totaly fogotten about the last bomber but no need to worry, in all the excitement hes warped away. So just me and billy no mates. I abandon the drones in space and get ready to launch a flight of Neuts. 3 seconds to go, come on fuckhead just sit there like a tard and die(I hate this person so much allready). Timers up, drones out,lock started, my shield is at full, cap at 80%. Lockon, drones away, guns on, vampire on DIE DIE DIE!
Then oh no, look at the local channel. Im being asked to cease fire! Apparently its all been a mistake. I am not the ship they are looking for, could I please stop killing them? Well this just pours petrol on the allready raging fire of my hate. Could I please stop? Could I stop? NO YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE NO NO NO. DIE DIE DIE DIE. Thats the beauty of hate it frees you to become a bastard. You rise up wearing your hate like some form of righteous armour, +4 implants who needs em, I hate people!

I did eventually get the +4 implant, sold it for 145mill bought it for 70. So a bonus. And yes I understand that most of you will not give into your hate, it frightens you, makes you worried even
uncomfortable but rememeber that hate is so much more fun than pity, forgiveness, mercy and
understanding. It is also the only emotion that has its own crime, so its gotta be good.

And todays Aga had to be taken quickly lest the schnitzel shrivel.

4th September 2010, 11:26