Eve Online

(Or how to make 600mill in 20 mins)

Ok so after yesterdays random pewpew. It was of to Amarr to sell the CNR(OooO im a poet). I just have to say that I really want a soulstone sometimes. Doing 31 jumps in a Battleship is mucho boringo. To amuse myself and preserve the will to live, I tend to peruse the contracts and look for a chump/buyer for the ship im moving. Saves so much time in the long run. I also have PES2010 open. As I find killing the ginger bastard really helps lift the tedium of a long haul.

So Im about 7or8 jumps away from Amarr when an idiot/buyer shows up on contracts. Imagine my amusement when I see that the same player is selling a Republic Firetail and wants to buy a CNR. Aha I think why not confuse the poor muppet/buyer into giving me the ship as a part ex towards the CNR. Yes Bisi I am a twat thanks for that. Right then Firetail selling for 55mill(very OP tbh) and Im going to part with the CNR for 550mill. If I do this right I could walk away with 600mill isk and ship total, after having only paid 300 for the CNR I think thats a Woot in the making.
One quick convo request later and I have a very exciteable person who is asking, nay begging me to deliver the ship to some armpit of a system in the boondocks somewhere. HAHA I hear you cry (no really I do), surely your not going to do that are you? Well duh, ten minutes later I am sat in Amarr waiting for the retard/buyer to fly over the Firetail. Hes verbally ejaculating in the convo channel about how cool the ship will be and how it will make his life sooooo awesome. Sometime I really hate people who play computer games and this is one, Im sure hes Dutch aswell. Anyway, the joys of the trade window. After waiting for the idiot/buyer to find the station and dock and stop wanking and open a trade window and shut the fuck up so I can scam him. I proced to put the nice shiny ship in the box and type 550 mill as the asking price. Now this is a big tease I know as he really only wanted to spend 490 but as Bisi can attest im sure. Sometimes you just have to click the button/ring the gong and hey presto I had 550mill and a shiny new faction frigate. The wanker/buyer was just crying a little because he didnt have enough isk for decent launchers but thats his problem for being Dutch, a wanker, a retard, a muppet or just plain boring and in need of some physical human contact.
Or it could be that i'm a twat but as we all know it's not that ;-)

25th August 2010, 18:58

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