Eve Online

My life is full of em.

From the guy in the garage today, to the idiot calling to sell me something, to the majority of people I know and all of the ones I dont. They are all idiots. Not even inventive or imaginative in their idiocy. Just plain fucking idiots.


Take the player in Eve today selling Two Palladin Marauders for 536Mill. Not each but for both, fucking idiot. So like any sane person I buys em and relists them instantly for 536mill each. The fucking idiot then starts moaning in the ships channel about me scamming him, what a total fucktard. I bet hes american and his "sister" is really his mum.
After much public crying and wailing like a fucking mauthin.

He decides to petition a Gm about my "theft"and abuse. Like I care tbh. The gm turns up about an hour later, I get a convo from some wanker with red text. OOOoooOOO red text! Fucking idiot. Asking me about what happend and such. Turns out shockingly that the Gm is an idiot aswell, what are the odds? Anyhow, the Gm is undecided as to wether or not to give the idiot his ships back. So I try to make up his mind for him by calling him a fucking inbred mouth breathing ass whore. He tries for at least two or three minutes to be professional but I eventually get him to admit that the ship selling idiot is an idiot and should go fuck himself with his daddys shotgun. Much fun and I made a bit of isk, doing nothing more than abusing people. I really should be an Mp or something.

31st August 2010, 15:15